Side effects of being a PA students wife

Here are some known side effects of being a PA students wife:

1.  Elevated blood pressure when you hear the words 'Test' or 'Study'
2.  Low bank account balances
3.  Closet full of beautiful clothes you have had since the year 0 BPAS (Before PA School)
4.  Automatic response to every question is "let me check with husband and see if he has a test that week"
5.  Piles of books around the house have now become furniture
6.  "Honey, did you realize I haven't had a job in 5 years?"  Yes, that really came out of my husbands mouth.
7.  The day of student loan distribution has become your new 'payday'

8.  And the newest on my list:  See pic below.  A freaking grey hair. FROM MY HEAD!!!  I'm only 33.  This is just wrong on so many levels.  I'm about to throw in the towel.