Diagnosis of a Headache
Me: "Husband, I have a headache."
Husband: "Paige, how long has this been going on?"
Me: "A few days."
Husband: "Well, it might be a cerebral hemetoma or an Aneurism."
Me: "Um, I sort of thought you would tell me to take some tylenol. I think you've been studying too much. Are you going to scare all of your patients like that?"
Husband: "No, just you." ----oh, to be loved.
I thought I would add a funny little convo like this but from PAS-3.
ReplyDeleteHusband: "Can I cut you?"
Me:"!!!??? uh what??!!! NO!"
Husband: "oh come on, I have all the stuff to stitch you up, and I need to practice!"
Me: "um no thanks, I'll let you practice on the desperate in the ER."
Husband: "but it's sterile, I even have gauze"
Que me leaving the room :-)
Constance! I LOVE IT!!! Let him try the dog!!!
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